How to Have an Orgasm: Things Abbey Likes
Beyond the world of porn, squirt shows, and the regular debauchery we get into on CAM4, there are women who aren’t having orgasms. Yes, it’s true. Let’s have a moment of silence for these missed orgasms. Ok now let’s help these pussies have the orgasms they deserve! I love VICE’s no bullshit approach to writing, so you know these tips are going to be real and easy to follow. Like this, for example:
I used to get worried that someone would see my fingers and notice cervical mucus residue, or see that my face was all flushed and post-orgasm-like. Then I realized: Fuck it. I’m a disgusting, gross piece of shit, just like everyone else, and if I don’t have an orgasm today I’m going to end up killing someone.
No one will notice that you were just masturbating. No one cares. Join the party.
As a human, it’s your duty to share this inside and help the world continue to run peacefully on orgasms. And as a woman who’s pretty into orgasms, it’s my duty to share these tips with you. So, here’s the TL;DR version of the original VICE article:
1. Stop feeling shameful about masturbating: everyone does it, and everyone knows that everyone else is doing it. Make the quote above your mantra.
2. Find out what arouses you and get deep into it (literally). Whatever it is, explore what excites your mind be it love, DP, anal, your own body, whatever.
3. Let it happen. A lot of women get overwhelmed by the sensation of an approaching orgasms, just let it go and enjoy it. You’ll be just fine ;)
Porn can be….weird for women. We don’t actually get off to jackrabbit sex, and everything about most pornos are made for men. Guys, if you wanna watch porn with your girlfriend or lover, start on CAM4 where amateur sex is real and more equally geared towards both of your pleasure. And ladies, try watching it solo. You’ll see real people doing real things, thus exploring step 2: finding what arouses you.
