The Moustache Ride: A Movember Present
Moustache rides are one of life’s greatest joys. Riding a man’s face is more fun than a roller coaster, and way more pleasurable. It’s all bout the moustache this month as we promote men’s health and raise awareness about prostate and testicular cancer. But let’s lighten the mood with a tale of the moustache ride.
Urban Dictionary says a moustache ride is : Sitting on the face of a man with a moustache, and receiving cunnilingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
Cam4 definition : One of the best ways to eat pussy…and one hell of a ride!
Skip the theme park and get on a ‘stached man’s face. What’s that song again? Save a horse, ride a cowboy! Especially if he’s got a killer ‘stache. Ladies can show support for your man’s Movember ‘stache by taking a ride on it. Maybe you’ll want him to keep it for longer than a month after all… I hear that the light sensation of a moustache is quite pleasurable to your clit.
And guys, it’s one more reason to support men’s health. So tickle her fancy and lick, lick, lick. Can’t grow one? Never fear there’s more than one way to please her in the spirit of Movember. Try the ScreamingO Vibe Moustache. Thats right folks you can take it to the next level with a vibrating ‘stache. Fun indeed, if you can 
make her squirt then your stache is the king ! And it comes in pink for ladies too of course. Show your support and have a moustache ride.
