Sex on the Beach, it’s More Than the Cocktail
Imagine this: you’re on a beach, the waves rolling up to the shore, you’re lying on your towel in your cutest (and skimpiest) bikini with your summer lover. It’s hot outside and that’s how you two are feeling. Instead of saving it for a room, you want to get it on right then and there. It’s probably the one summer fantasy that everyone has but sex on the beach is tricky. It takes some finesse and lots of skill. No, its not just sex… on a beautiful beach. Its a whole lot more.
Considering that sand gets everywhere, little beach critters and the people around you, managing to pull this off is truly an art. If done well, sex on a beach is legendary and an absolute must for the savvy 
exhibitionist. So let’s make this summer goal achievable!
We’ll start with a few words of advice.
First: location. Do some research with Google maps. Find a place you feel has a good level of seclusion and the type of beach you want. Whether it’s white sand, large rocks or a secret cove you’ll need to do your research beforehand. Plus you don’t want to show up somewhere filled with trash ready to fuck, environmental hazards are not a turn on.
Second: come prepared. Leave your towel at home and opt for a big blanket and a large umbrella. Post-sex sunburn, especially on your ass, is not a great sex on the beach souvenir.
Third: don’t get caught. This is where sophistication comes in. Bascially, be smart. Middle of the day with children around is not a good time. Try dusk when it’s a little less risky and you can avoid the old man hiding behind a rock filming. Don’t moan so loud eitther cause that will definitly draw in unwanted attention. TIP! Do you like the danger of getting caught without acutally getting into trouble? Look and listen to the people around. Slow it down when you hear others, be a bit more generous with your moaning if you’re in the clear. Stop-n-go sex extends the tease and is a lot of fun.
Lastly: keeping that pesky sand off. Ok well this one is unavoidable unless your blanket is completely sand resistant. What you can do though is keep your pelvis off the ground. This means positions like doggystyle or possibly 69. If you’re near a large rock you can always lean/bend against it. Also, if you have a beach chair you can do it face-to-face or reverse cowgirl/boy. Oral sex can be loads of fun in situations like this. Experiment with hand jobs, fingering and maybe some discrete sex toys.
Don’t forget that sex in public is frowned upon by the law, so don’t get a fine…or arrested. This is really important if you’re abroad. Above all have fun, relax and enjoy the bliss of nature!
Another option is having sex on the beach, but during the night.
Sure, it’s a lot colder, but just bring a few extra blankets.
Just remember to not get caught by the first beach goers of the day.
PS: Sometimes fishermen decide to go fishing at night, so you may have a few voyeurs, just enjoy it and be kinky.