Sex Toys Abroad + LovePalz: Things Abbey Likes

There’s a couple of things I strongly believe in: good sex, good food, nice shoes, wine with corks, and astrology. One thing I don’t believe in? Letting distance ever stop you from pleasure. We’ve all been there – your partner is traveling, your chat with a random foreign stranger just got hot, or maybe you’re just horny as fuck and want someone else to take control… someone who isn’t physically inside of you. Meet LovePalz.

And stimulation the app provides, in conjunction with the company’s teledildonic toy, Twist. The toy comes in two different styles — one for women and one for men — and has vibration speeds and patterns that can be controlled online. LovePalz users can flip through photos of other users anonymously until they’ve found a match, and can then decide whether or not they’d like to engage.

So it’s basically like Tinder set on vibrate, and with immediate orgasms. How isn’t the entire world using this yet?! LovePalz isn’t the only company taking orgasms to the next level – the We-Vibe 4 is a vibrator/app that also allows someone from abroad to control your pleasure. There’s also the American husband-wife team behind Oh Mi Bod, which does the exact same thing.

I love when sex has options ;)

Personally, I think we need to test out exactly how good these options really are. Pssst @JohnDanielCam4.

In a world where planes and trains take us effortlessly around the world, and technology offers us free video calling, texting, and sharing pics, it’s no surprise that sex toys have gone global. Like pin-up pics from war-era lovers, the show must go on. And on, and on, and on….

And on.

Who would you give control of your vibrator to? Perhaps a CAM4 crush you’ve been thinking about? Leave a comment, you know my pick already ;)

xo Abbey

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